Posted by
Gerard at 13:18 on 18 May 2012
Yeah yeah swords and dice poker and a nekker contract. Let's get on with it.
Posted by
Alex at 12:23 on 08 May 2012
Because this is no time to be beating around the bush with fancy headlines. This is a deadly serious article about the imagined relations of two trembling grotesques and the treats hidden beneath a familiar veil. Also some bonus thoughts about some other few demos I played. BONUS.
Posted by
Alex at 16:02 on 01 May 2012
And a different kind of nostalgia. Not of pixels but of pages.
Posted by
Alex at 01:05 on 23 Apr 2012
Two punt fifty, pal. How's that? It didn't come with a case or anything but I'm not too fussy. And neither were Gamestation - they'd sell anything. Remember that? When there were game shops on the high street? Ahh, simpler times ... sun shining, birds singing. My whole life stretching out ahead of me, the first tufts of hair coiling out - at last! - from betwe-
Posted by
Gerard at 13:25 on 18 Apr 2012
When you play the meta-game, everyone and no one wins, and also everyone and no one loses. Fez, then, a game about a little man with a hat, is more than just data on your hard drive. It's also about co-operation and community. The playground of the digital age or some crap. And a little hat.
Posted by
Gerard at 18:25 on 10 Apr 2012
And so, back into these depths we tumble. Darksiders is a game, it is all the games you have ever played. Let's return to it and talk about it. Get some tea or a hot ribena and come in.
Posted by
Gerard at 15:35 on 02 Apr 2012
And suddenly it's 2005. Everything you have accomplished has vanished and now you are a child or happy or some other terrible thing. On the up/down side, Baten Kaitos just came out and you've been immersed in it for hours. Do you hear me? Immersed. Listen, it's ok for me to talk about this again so soon. Shut up.
Posted by
Alex at 14:43 on 26 Mar 2012
Hey it's me. What? No it's me ... Alex. Yes, that's right. We've been inseparable for several years, ever since our eyes met over that fatal trolley incident in the Lidl car park. You remember. You remember me. Here are some words, let them stand as a reaffirmation of our vows to each other. The blood pact. The shuddering oath.
Posted by
Gerard at 16:25 on 20 Mar 2012
Re-live the opening hour of Mass Effect 3 vicariously through 140-character dumps. It's what the internet was made for! Join me on a journey involving moustaches, lips gloss and the hunt for a hat. It's a space opera, everybody!
Posted by
Gerard at 17:29 on 15 Mar 2012
A moment that stays with you, a photograph floating on the pool of your brain and other such arty imagery. In our new feature, which will take the internet by storm, we remember a bit or a part of a game that has stayed with us. Just one bit, a short little memento. A momento. It will take the internet by storm, did I say that yet?