Virtual Families Screens of Pain

This is Virtual Families. It's a little piece of horror I was handed by Satan after he visited me last night. He also gave me ash and egg sandwiches.

Review: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

Floorboards creak, muscles ache, teeth chatter, starlings migrate, eyes weep, energy saps, Andy has been playing a game.

Review: Split/Second: Velocity

I had the chance to sit down with couple of the blokes responsible for the design of Split/Second: Velocity the other day. No, really. We've hit the big time, boys.

Sonic 4 not actually looking so bad

Could this all just be a trick? Will you turn on the full game only to find a heavily compressed picture of Naoto Oshima's face mid-chortle with "SIKE" written underneath in his own blood? Hmmm..

Little Big Planet 2 details leaked - now with irritating video

You know how the original Little Big Planet had an emphasis on user-created levels? Apparently, Little Big Planet 2 wasn't content with that idea and challenges its players to mould entirely new games as well. What?

RDR revolution trailer - ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!

Red Dead Redemption is out soon, donchaknow. Until then, here's another trailer to whet your appetite. Dios no me ama!

Pro Evo 2011 press bollocks

So what's this year's minimal update of note? Online Master League, apparently. I'd actually be excited if a) PES hadn't been terrible for the last few years, and b) Konami hadn't repeatedly shown a COMPLETE AND UTTER INEPTITUDE at providing a decent online service. Hmm! Sounds good dunt it?

Thank you for the music: Top 10 Final Fantasy VII tracks

Final Fantasy 7 has always had a special, special place in that world-weary heart of mine. It also had some cracking music. Intro over.

Persona 5's protagonist is an emo...or not

Katsura Hasino, director of the Persona series of RPGs, has decided to reveal a few informational tidbits about Persona 5 (cough *3* cough) and its main character. He's 'introverted', apparently.

Dead Space 2 trailer time

We've got trailers coming out of our eyeballs at the moment, and this Dead Space 2 one is the latest of the bunch. It's not very good, but I simply don't care. I've got beef jerky to eat, and I think we can all agree that videogame news takes a back seat whenever any revolting-smelling, disgustingly chewy meat of indeterminable origin is around.