Posted by
Chris at 18:06 on 25 Feb 2011
What's that? Yes I'm back. Did you miss me? Thanks, me too. Even after everything we've been through I do hope we can still bee friends.
Posted by
Chris at 13:30 on 24 Oct 2010
Cows? Horses? Fishing? Watering? Romance!? You're probably thinking the same as me: blurb for the best game ever ... right?
Posted by
Chris at 14:23 on 07 Sep 2010
Spurred on by his worrying love for hardcore, x-rated sidescrolling platform action, Chris plunders the very bottom of the eBay bargain barrel for this [time period]'s Cheap & Used, only to contract jungle fever. And wish he hadn't.
Posted by
Chris at 15:15 on 16 Aug 2010
I feel the time has probably come to attempt to explain exactly why I love Super Mario World so much. My dedication to it borders on obsession and I think it's probably high time I rationalised it - if not to convince you that it's one of the best games ever made, at least to make myself feel better about the hours and hours and hours I've spent sat in my room playing it rather than doing something useful like working or making friends.
Posted by
Chris at 14:25 on 09 Aug 2010
Another elbow-deep delve into the sweaty, barren cleft of the bargain bin. How many fists could you fit in? What if there was a Star Wars game in your hands when you pulled out? Would that be more exciting? Or would you just feel soiled and guilty afterwards, like always?
Posted by
Chris at 08:47 on 06 Jul 2010
Today sees the start of a (semi)regular new feature where resident retrovoyant Chris endeavours to slowly but surely waste small amounts of money buying games off eBay, ostensibly so you don't have to! If you were tempted. Not that you would be.
Posted by
Chris at 17:17 on 06 Jun 2010
Guest contributor Chris recalls his time with Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, his first and only girlfriend.