Posted by
Gerard at 22:30 on 20 Sep 2012
This is the end, my only friend, the end.
Posted by
Gerard at 13:49 on 22 Aug 2012
Yes yes it's been a while hasn't it? Hello. I'm sure you enjoyed your time off from reading our horrible words but now they're back, forever. You can't escape all the words, because there's always one faster than you. They lied to you, they all lied. Something something segue into Darksiders 2.
Posted by
Gerard at 16:49 on 26 Jun 2012
Moving house involves a lot of sorting. Rummaging through everything stored in boxes, unearthing long dormant things and feelings that scurry over your skin as you sneeze. Here are some things I found from the past while moving. Electronic Entertainment what? Never heard of it
Posted by
Gerard at 13:18 on 18 May 2012
Yeah yeah swords and dice poker and a nekker contract. Let's get on with it.
Posted by
Gerard at 13:25 on 18 Apr 2012
When you play the meta-game, everyone and no one wins, and also everyone and no one loses. Fez, then, a game about a little man with a hat, is more than just data on your hard drive. It's also about co-operation and community. The playground of the digital age or some crap. And a little hat.
Posted by
Gerard at 18:25 on 10 Apr 2012
And so, back into these depths we tumble. Darksiders is a game, it is all the games you have ever played. Let's return to it and talk about it. Get some tea or a hot ribena and come in.
Posted by
Gerard at 15:35 on 02 Apr 2012
And suddenly it's 2005. Everything you have accomplished has vanished and now you are a child or happy or some other terrible thing. On the up/down side, Baten Kaitos just came out and you've been immersed in it for hours. Do you hear me? Immersed. Listen, it's ok for me to talk about this again so soon. Shut up.
Posted by
Gerard at 16:25 on 20 Mar 2012
Re-live the opening hour of Mass Effect 3 vicariously through 140-character dumps. It's what the internet was made for! Join me on a journey involving moustaches, lips gloss and the hunt for a hat. It's a space opera, everybody!
Posted by
Gerard at 17:29 on 15 Mar 2012
A moment that stays with you, a photograph floating on the pool of your brain and other such arty imagery. In our new feature, which will take the internet by storm, we remember a bit or a part of a game that has stayed with us. Just one bit, a short little memento. A momento. It will take the internet by storm, did I say that yet?
Posted by
Gerard at 15:23 on 06 Mar 2012
This is the bit where I pre-judge games that aren't out yet, directing your attentions with pin-point precision so that we all end up like a homogenous amorphous blob. Together we can work out when and how to play everything in order to avoid/encourage mental breakdown. Then also I fill the article with high ranking images to increase hits. SCIENCE
