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Weekly Game Release Roundup

We've finally been shackled to the will of the almighty oppressor Shiznit network. Whips crack as we cower in front of the bejewelled overlords, booming voices demanding we tow the line. More weekly updates, more! You must publish the release schedule with short pithy comments. DO NOT DISOBEY

Borderlands 2 Announced

Shoot a man, kill a robot, find a gun, throw a bat, do an invisible - it's all coming back. A "no-brainer" sequel to man-shooting FPS Borderlands is in the offing, and I've got information nuggets for you to dip in your brain ketchup

Leedmees - the first good Kinect idea?

In an unprecedented move, here's some tidbits about a game you might not have heard of. A sort of pre-review, perhaps? If only there was a name for that sort of thing. Oh well. It's a Kinect game, to boot, and downloadable too! No, no! Don't leave! It's cool I promise.

Five alternatives to We Dare

Mary Whitehouse has struck again! Ubisoft's 'We Dare' is too sexy for the British! Too sexy for their shirts. So sexy it may cause physical discomfort.

Crotchwatch: the anatomical abominations of Supremacy MMA

I know what you're thinking but it's 110% natural baby. Natural and pure, like my dreams about your fat mother. They should have called it SupreMMAcy right? Missed a trick there.

Trailer month continues: World ends tomorrow

I'm afraid I'm unable to keep this to myself. After seeing this the world has decided to just pack up its shit and go. So you might as well see why.

New Skyrim trailer makes me do a wet

Prepare the towels, gentleman, she's giving birth

Battlefield 3 'gameplay' 'trailer'

I used inverted commas so you know I'm 'cynical'. Just like the BBC do! We're the 'new' BBC. Am I doing it right?

Risen 2 deets. IT HAS A SUBTITLE PEOPLE

Yeah we say deets now, what are you gonna do about it?

Surprise! Playstation Phone NEWS

Ha ha ha. A news story about a phone! Ha ha ha. Sony Xperia Play hello there.