Screencap Recap

E3 2011 - Nintendo's conference in the only way we know

Interesting stuff rather sloppily presented. New iterations of familiar old franchises. Promises and presentations and not a single physical piece of hardware or real-time demonstration in sight. Nintendo.

E3 2011 - Sony's conference in pictures and words and yawns

Every year I manage to forget how boring Sony's conferences are. Every year. Then they start up the treadmill of video-man-demo and it never seems to end. There weren't even any ice-cream vans this time. So um ... click through for Sony excitement? I'm available for any PR work by the way.

E3 2011 - Microsoft's conference in awful low-res screencaps

Remember when you found that secret vomit pile someone left behind your sofa for an entire year? And then ripped the dry crust away from the carpet fibres and furiously rubbed those brown, mouldy shards into your eyes and mouth? No? Well, thanks to Kinect, Microsoft has got you covered!

Sony's E3 conference in slightly fewer screencaps, no better for it

Sony just droned on at me for a solid two hours until my bollocks crawled off to slam themselves in a door. Padded out with endless advertisements people were supposed to clap to and one slightly surprising actual announcement. Not padded out with any mention whatsoever of the Last Guardian. Bye hope, thanks for visiting!

Nintendo's E3 conference in too many screencaps

Nintendo! You like them, remember? Or you did ... at some point, a long time ago. It wasn't the worst conference so far, no matter how hard they tried to make a massive cock-up of everything. Far too many screencaps ahoy.

Ubisoft's E3 conference with more screengrabs

Our in-depth coverage of E3 from the show floor continues with an image-heavy recap of the Ubisoft conference

Microsoft's E3 press conference in low quality screencaps

So, Microsoft had their E3 press conference. It was pretty terrible and not even in a giant-enemy-crab vitality-sensor kind of terribly hilarious way, just completely and unsurprisingly disregarding the audience they were presenting to. The future is money!